glorious news

Right about now, I am regretting using the word "glorious" to describe so many things. Because then, when something is truly epic, glorious doesn't have quite the same effect.

That being said, brace yourselves, friends, for the glorious news I am about to share.

Sonic. has. coke. zero.

Awhile back, Jordi had a dream that this happened. Her dream has come true. Why are you still reading this? You should be at Sonic, ordering Cokezero with cherry or vanilla or maybe both.

Tragically, the Cokezero glory has not made itself to every Sonic (like the ones in Lubbock, for example). So maybe don't get your hopes up too high.

Also, sorry about this post's photograph. It's the one I had available and I knew y'all would understand that I'm just trying to disseminate good news in the most timely matter possible and can't be bothered with finding/taking a better picture. You get the jist, the very glorious jist.